What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?